â€œMom, you fell asleep at a Black Sabbath concert,â€ my dear progeny stated with exasperation is his voice. â€œHow could you?â€ asked many of my students when I admitted to them the faux pas in the rock-n-roll venue. Oh, I fell asleep during Pink Floyd too, and come to think of it, Spring Awakening, and every event I go to that commences at what should be my â€œtucky byâ€ time. I am old, well not as old as Ozzy, but why canâ€™t he have started the concert at an early bird, not one full hour after the slated start time? Not that Ozzy wasnâ€™t brilliant as he is as an entertainer.