Ã¢â‚¬Å“Mom, you fell asleep at a Black Sabbath concert,Ã¢â‚¬Â my dear progeny stated with exasperation is his voice. Ã¢â‚¬Å“How could you?Ã¢â‚¬Â asked many of my students when I admitted to them the faux pas in the rock-n-roll venue. Oh, I fell asleep during Pink Floyd too, and come to think of it, Spring Awakening, and every event I go to that commences at what should be my Ã¢â‚¬Å“tucky byÃ¢â‚¬Â time. I am old, well not as old as Ozzy, but why canÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t he have started the concert at an early bird, not one full hour after the slated start time? Not that Ozzy wasnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t brilliant as he is as an entertainer.